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I’ve just realised that the phrase I say most to myself is this: “I dunnoooo maaaan!” in a Californian suffer dude voice. I realised this mid-phrase a few minutes ago, talking at nothing, thinking of nothing specific. That is a bit strange even for me.
Yesterday I met Seph to go and see Clash of the Titans. What a load of bollocks. We went on a long wander down to the titanic quarter to stalk someone who wasn’t there, that place is like a zombie land, of course it was daylight so there were no zombies, just little yellow cardboard men and mouldy burgers.
Speaking of…..
Do you want to go to Burger King for a juicy burger? They do the best juicy burgers, man! Seph! I fucked this fat bitch once and she broke my bed, man, and I was like sitting there in the doggie position like fuck! I saw that bitch in a shop and I got the fuck out of there, man. And those crazy fuckers in Ballymena! Guy with a truck tried to kill me! I mean, is it because I’m black?
Good times. I only ever seem to overhear completely mental conversations when I’m with Seph, oh yeah, and facing towards them while she gets to face the other direction, giggling surreptitiously. Bitch.
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Yesterday I met Seph to go and see Clash of the Titans. What a load of bollocks. We went on a long wander down to the titanic quarter to stalk someone who wasn’t there, that place is like a zombie land, of course it was daylight so there were no zombies, just little yellow cardboard men and mouldy burgers.
Speaking of…..
Do you want to go to Burger King for a juicy burger? They do the best juicy burgers, man! Seph! I fucked this fat bitch once and she broke my bed, man, and I was like sitting there in the doggie position like fuck! I saw that bitch in a shop and I got the fuck out of there, man. And those crazy fuckers in Ballymena! Guy with a truck tried to kill me! I mean, is it because I’m black?
Good times. I only ever seem to overhear completely mental conversations when I’m with Seph, oh yeah, and facing towards them while she gets to face the other direction, giggling surreptitiously. Bitch.
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