Pirates A-Trespassing, oh my!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, anima_pallida sent to me...
Twelve pre-raphaelites knitting
Eleven sulevs relaxing
Ten corsets a-sewing
Nine books hosteling
Eight hats a-costuming
Seven pirates a-trespassing
Six dreams eavesdropping
Five pho-o-o-oto albums
Four weiner dogs
Three flawed dogs
Two sewing patterns
...and an angel in a conspiracy.