4.5 months in about 100 words
i went to bed last night at 2:30. my wife woke me up at like 5 to take the dog out because he had to poop. i got dressed and took and him out. he didnt poop. we walked for 12 minutes and i had one cigarette. we came back and fell asleep again. i wake up to my wife telling me the dog pooped in the bedroom at about 7. she cleans up and i go back to sleep. i wake up at 11:50 to smelling dog poop. we had run out of the dog poop cleaner.