shotguns point outbound
so last week i was in the guard van with five other guys going out to post. half of us had shotguns and we all have pistols. its about six in the morning and we have been up for about an hour. since we got up that morning, i was making fun of this retard named Pacheco. he is a marine here with me and a total shitstain of life. anywho id been making fun of him hardcore. i was being as mean to him as i could. finally i suppose he couldnt take it anymore. when it was his post to get out on, he aimed the shotgun at me and racked a round into it. then he yelled at the top of his lungs: Stop fucking making fun of me you stupid motherfuckers. everyone else jumped out of the van and a couple of guys drew thier weapons on him. i looked that motherfucker right in his teary little eyes and smiled. then i started laughing. then someone grabbed his shotgun and he is getting in a lot of trouble.
when he was asked later what set him off so much he said that what i had said hit way too close to home. what was the last thing i said? Pacheco i bet you got fucked by a big ole black guy right in your little red starfruit of an asshole.
yeah. er.
when he was asked later what set him off so much he said that what i had said hit way too close to home. what was the last thing i said? Pacheco i bet you got fucked by a big ole black guy right in your little red starfruit of an asshole.
yeah. er.