Project Runway Rundown: Kermit said it best...
It's not easy being green.
Or how bout, "every time a tree is saved, a fug dress is made!"
I don't really like how PR has been announcing their guest judges ahead of time. So when Queen Amidala walked out, it was anticlimactic. I think Natalie is adorable and she won a fan in me when she did her hilarious SNL skit (http://youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw) BUT I'm not really impressed with her shoe line. I just wonder that if everything Vegan, meaning no animal products are used, then why are the shoes still a high average of $300? Leather is expensive. Faux leather isn't. Whatever, this is why I'm not a designer.
Once again, I was underwhelmed with the challenge. Not because it wasn't interesting, I actually liked the model-buying-the-fabric twist, it was the energy that exuded from the designers when they found out how it was gonna go down. OMGWTFLMAOBBQWAFFLESTHE MODELS ARE BUYING FABRIC?????? Um after the first shiteous, lazy, uninspiring challenge, you all obviously didn't get good stuff for yourselves before so you should be glad someone's doing it for you. I guess all my anger shouldn't be directed at all of them. Just Stella. Goddammit, I want her gone. She just reminds me of my other favorite-hated designer, Angela. Just throw in a couple meth hits, and some 80's hair bands.
I honestly think it made sense that Wesley went home. I certainly didn't WANT him to go home, that's for sure. That's one of the good things about Project Runway, they don't really keep a contestant on because they're attractive, or if they provoke enough arguments, they keep them on if they produce good clothes. Wesley did not do well enough. Droopy bangs girl didn't do well either, but she had something going on with all them loops and hooks and skin bags she kept putting on that thing. I think the designers used that as a creativity knack so they decided to keep her around where as Wesley, he was just like "bah dammit. whatev." So, bye cutie-pie. Have fun dating that Daniel kid.
This was my fave. Michelle Obama, I'm talking to you!
I'm mad that they didn't have Terri's design in the top. I thought it was very cute and sophisticated. I really like navy blue/black combination and I was thankful that it was long enough that I didn't see the model's cat trap as she walked down the runway. OMG everything was so short. I don't care how skinny their legs are, ugh too much. I don't even get how Nina let the other-bangs girl's design by. Seriously, the front of that dress' hem stopped at the model's goddamn pelvic bone!
Um, a windy day would NOT benefit this ensemble. GTFO
So I'm still bored. That Bettie Page girl sure is getting a chip on her shoulder. I can't wait to see what the others will do to shut her up. I'm curious what Kevin Federline Keith will do. Him and that Joe guy. The straight dudes usually get weeded out towards the middle of the competition--hmmmmmm.
Fave Quotes of the show:
Korto: This is the outside of the dress.
Tim Gunn: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Blayne (making fun of Stella): Leather, leather, my husband is leather, my baby came out the womb leather...
Stella: Why don't you get that piece of leather out the center of your teeth.
LOL
Oh hai there, a prettier Lydia Hearst. That dumb bitch would probably wear something like this too. Socialites bother me.