Project Runway, Season 5 is coming!! SAVE THE DATE!
Wednesday, July 16, I will feel at ease with new characters and ridiculous fashion antics on my television screen for an hour a week. Thank Jeebus.
This season will be somewhat bittersweet to me. If you haven't been keeping up with the news, apparently Lifetime (television for idiots) thought they were cool enough to steal purchase Project Runway from Bravo tv network and air it on the channel where most women have it on as background noise or use the Original Movies as drinking games to see how many times a woman gets beaten by her husband.
I am not impressed Lifetime. I doubt many people will follow over to your station. It's not worth watching and I say that because you're taking off The Golden Girls!! THAT WAS YOUR ONLY TALKING POINT! WTF?
Michael Kors is not impressed.
Anyway, I was sitting perplexed while watching Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. Usually by this time, Bravo is polluted by commercial previews of the upcoming PR season, and you get to see a sneak peek at the new contestants and their terrible scripted quips. Have you seen any? I haven't. Is this due to the said deal with Lifetime ruining lives?
Their new slogan should be Lifetime: Life Ruiners
Also, when the show premiers on Lifetime, its gonna be like, in November or sometime absurdly close to the finale of season 5.
Ugh, can't you tell how uneasy I am about this?
Tim Gunn, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
