A meme.

[anidada]

To distract me from rantiness about LJ/6A, among other things.

Via elissa_carey.


If I were a stone, I would be... an island outcrop of the Canadian Shield, on a northern lake, with Tom Thompsony pines clinging to me.
If I were a tree, I would be a... maple.
If I were a bird, I would be... something bright that sings all the time (a robin, maybe).
If I were an insect, I would be a... dragonfly.
If I were a machine, I would be a... laptop computer.
If I were a tool, I would be a... multitool.
If I were a fruit, I would be a... gooseberry.
If I were a flower, I would be a... pansy.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... a strong breeze coming off a lake (just before a lightning storm).
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a... deity.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a... calliope.
If I were a kind of profession, I would be... retired.
If I were an animal, I would be a... cat.
If I were anything in the world, I would be... a waterfall.
If I were a colour, I would be... rainbow plaid.
If I were a fragrance, I would be... winter ozone.
If I were an emotion, I would be... laughter.
If I were a state or feeling, I would be... contentment.
If I were a sound, I would be... punk.
If I were an Element, I would be... earth.

(Edited slightly on further reflection. :)