Ow, part deux.

[anidada]

Damn good thing I booked a chiropractor appointment tonight -- now my neck's gone funny.



I trust this letter finds you and the missus (and all up north) hale and hearty, as usual. Thought it prudent to get a word to you early-ish, beat the rush.

I have been a very good above average not entirely evil girl this year. So far, anyway.

If you could please bring me the following, I'd be much obliged:

- a new spine
- new skin
- better eyesight
- a brain-barometer removal device, such that I could stop having these feckin' migraines
- sleep
- time
- some sexy British actors on temporary loan (I promise I'll share!)
- my muse, dammit (the bitca ran off again without so much as a by-your-leave! kindly also provide some sort of inspirational Krazy Glue, this year, as I'd rather not have to bother you about this next time she takes an unscheduled holiday)
- a million dollars.

If none of this is practicable, please reply to that effect and I'll try to come up with the Dollarama version. You know my address, of course.

Please give my best to all and sundry. I'll be sure to leave out the usual goodies (banana bread or chocolate chip cookies, this year? or perhaps something healthier? let me know).

All good things,
--Ani