Kogepan!
"I am a burnt bread and certainly, nobody wants to buy me. I felt lonely and upset. I thought to myself that my life as a bread was very meaningless."
"I spent most of my time smoking and drinking milk as beer. I became very depressed and pessimistic."
I had no idea who he was when I impulse bought him yesterday at Ginzo. I just saw him sitting on the shelf, a little panicked Japanese doll who looked utterly distressed by life, and said: MUST HAVE FOR DESK.
It took me a while to find him online, since his tag is all in Japanese. But once I did, I found 10 episodes of his story.
He is currently lying on his side in the fetal position on the living room table where Drake cannot reach him. He is my new favorite cartoon character.