American History 101 by Bubbles
American History 101
by Bubbles
We were banished from England. And then we took the lands from the Pilgrims because they were black and poor. And then we bribed them with turkey and told them to raise the turkeys, and we took the land for the turkeys. And then we made the pilgrims the maids, and they were banished to the rocky mountains to live in tepees. And then we declared this land as our own. But there was black people that were born and got mad, cause they were black. And they were treated like slaves because they were black and had thick skin. And then there was civil war because some people wanted to be black and some people wanted to be white. (Bubbs commented: Remove the black, I don't think people wanted to be black.) And people got mad, because they weren't allowed to do their chants and rituals, and then the President decided they shouldn't have black slaves and all were free and everyone lived happily ever after. And then the mexicans came. And then the asians came. And then the indians came.