Books that were never written...
Italian Cooking, by: Lynn Gweenie
Everyone Hates Me, by: Perry Noid
Oh, how I Hate Spiders, by: Eric Nafobia
A History of Urinals, by: Dick Trickle
Enigma, by: Mr. E
Class Clown, by: Indie Hall
The Language of Life, by: Ian Glisch
In the Ghetto, by: I. M. Black
Living with Gas, by: Ben Tuten
If I Only Had a Brain, by: Sarah Belle M.
Nowhere to Sit, by: Hugh J. Ness
The Best Mosses, by: Peter Gould
Avid Readers, by: Paige Turner
She's a Brick House, by: Anita Mason
How to Modify a Noun, by: A. J. Tiv
Cooking Chicken The Right Way, by: Sam & Ella
Hitch Hiking, by: Homer Bust
The Big Dipper, by: Count Stellations
The Incompetent Bullfighter, by: Gordon Bluddy
Welcome to Hell, by: Sinjin U. Rassov
Any Gota Razor, by: Ima Shavin
Twenty Miles in the Saddle, by: Eurasmus B. Black
Kinds Of Deodorants, by: Harry Pitt
How to Curb the Cravings, by: Mustafa McMeal
Keeping Out of Jail, by: Lei Ying Low
Guide to Outdoor Seating, by: Paddy O'Furnicha
Lines in the Sand, by: Peter Draggin
Chinese Law Made Easy, by: Sue Yoo
My Life As a Female Soldier, by: Milly Terry
Stomach problems, by: Anne Tassid
Own Your Own Business, by: Fran Chise
Exotic Dancing Made Easy, by: Oliver Closeoff
Improving Your Memory, by: Ben Thair and Don Thatt
Improving Your Potency Without Viagra, by: Eric Shun
Learn To Say No, by: Ira Fuse and Ida Whana
The Highway Man's Handbook, by: Rob D. Guy
Wildcat's Revenge, by: Claude Balls
In a Jam, by: Black Barry
Leaping Lizards, by: Sally Mander
Kids Will be Kids, by: Nan E. Goat
The Riot, by: Kay Oss
Making Mistakes, by: U. Bluette
Children's Games, by: Pat E. Cake
The Canine World, by: Scott E. Dogg
The Way the Cookie Crumbles, by: Mac R. Roon
Gone With the Wind, by: Harry Kane
My Close Encounter With Death, by: T. O. Hellenback
Don't Fence Me In, by: Bob Dwyer
Flying High, by: Ima Kite
The Ice Maker, by: Sam Bony
Real Money!, by Trudeau
Oriental Odors, by: Ling Ling Far Ting
Winning Lawsuits, by: Dewey, Screwem, and How
Hoover Dam, by: Helen Highwater
The Guide to Golden Oldies, by Melody Lane
Life in the North West, by: Ory Gunne
Chinese Candy, by: Chu Ng Gum
Streetwalkers, by: Ima Hoar
Monster in My Pants, by: Hugh G. Rection
How to Make All Your Teaches Happy, by: Sid Down and Shu Dup
How to Really Make Teachers Mad, by: Stan Dup and B. Stu Pid
Really Slow Computers, by: Betty Bye A. Nu Juan
Under the Bleachers, by: I.C. Butts
China's Overpopulation: by, Wescrewum Young
Gotta Boogie, by: Wilma Fingerdoo
I Set Myself on Fire and Lived to Tell About It, by: Stu Pidasso
The Sands of Time, by: Florida Beech
The Hole in the Mattress, by: Mr. Kim Pleetly
The Underwire Bra, by: I. Ripyurtitsov
Soap is Your Friend, by: Hans R. Dirty, Jr.
The Key to Understanding, by: Wish I. Newther, Reese, N.Y.
Lettuce Finder, by: Shay D. Dell
Spots on the Wall, by: Whu Flung Poo
The Haunted Manor, by: Hugo Phirst
The Gentlemen’s Handbook of Exquisite Alcohol, by: Al Coholic
My Ten Years In The Saddle, by: Major Ashburn
The Open Kimono, by: Seymour Hair
Antlers In the Treetops, by: Who Goosed The Moose
Rusty Bedsprings, by: Dr. I.P. Knightly
I Fell off Mount Everest, by: Eileen Dover
Dash to the Outhouse, by: Willie Makeit
Glass Bikini, by: Seymore Hares
Spots on the Mirror, by: I.P. Freely
I.P. Freely's second book was The Yellow River.
Confessions of a Nymphomaniac, by: by E. C. Leigh
The Great Escape, by: C. U. Laiter
Sliding Down the Flagpole, by: Dick Burnz
Bloody Trails, by: Ineeda Pad
Trails in the Sand, by: I.P. Daily
Everyone Hates Me, by: Perry Noid
Oh, how I Hate Spiders, by: Eric Nafobia
A History of Urinals, by: Dick Trickle
Enigma, by: Mr. E
Class Clown, by: Indie Hall
The Language of Life, by: Ian Glisch
In the Ghetto, by: I. M. Black
Living with Gas, by: Ben Tuten
If I Only Had a Brain, by: Sarah Belle M.
Nowhere to Sit, by: Hugh J. Ness
The Best Mosses, by: Peter Gould
Avid Readers, by: Paige Turner
She's a Brick House, by: Anita Mason
How to Modify a Noun, by: A. J. Tiv
Cooking Chicken The Right Way, by: Sam & Ella
Hitch Hiking, by: Homer Bust
The Big Dipper, by: Count Stellations
The Incompetent Bullfighter, by: Gordon Bluddy
Welcome to Hell, by: Sinjin U. Rassov
Any Gota Razor, by: Ima Shavin
Twenty Miles in the Saddle, by: Eurasmus B. Black
Kinds Of Deodorants, by: Harry Pitt
How to Curb the Cravings, by: Mustafa McMeal
Keeping Out of Jail, by: Lei Ying Low
Guide to Outdoor Seating, by: Paddy O'Furnicha
Lines in the Sand, by: Peter Draggin
Chinese Law Made Easy, by: Sue Yoo
My Life As a Female Soldier, by: Milly Terry
Stomach problems, by: Anne Tassid
Own Your Own Business, by: Fran Chise
Exotic Dancing Made Easy, by: Oliver Closeoff
Improving Your Memory, by: Ben Thair and Don Thatt
Improving Your Potency Without Viagra, by: Eric Shun
Learn To Say No, by: Ira Fuse and Ida Whana
The Highway Man's Handbook, by: Rob D. Guy
Wildcat's Revenge, by: Claude Balls
In a Jam, by: Black Barry
Leaping Lizards, by: Sally Mander
Kids Will be Kids, by: Nan E. Goat
The Riot, by: Kay Oss
Making Mistakes, by: U. Bluette
Children's Games, by: Pat E. Cake
The Canine World, by: Scott E. Dogg
The Way the Cookie Crumbles, by: Mac R. Roon
Gone With the Wind, by: Harry Kane
My Close Encounter With Death, by: T. O. Hellenback
Don't Fence Me In, by: Bob Dwyer
Flying High, by: Ima Kite
The Ice Maker, by: Sam Bony
Real Money!, by Trudeau
Oriental Odors, by: Ling Ling Far Ting
Winning Lawsuits, by: Dewey, Screwem, and How
Hoover Dam, by: Helen Highwater
The Guide to Golden Oldies, by Melody Lane
Life in the North West, by: Ory Gunne
Chinese Candy, by: Chu Ng Gum
Streetwalkers, by: Ima Hoar
Monster in My Pants, by: Hugh G. Rection
How to Make All Your Teaches Happy, by: Sid Down and Shu Dup
How to Really Make Teachers Mad, by: Stan Dup and B. Stu Pid
Really Slow Computers, by: Betty Bye A. Nu Juan
Under the Bleachers, by: I.C. Butts
China's Overpopulation: by, Wescrewum Young
Gotta Boogie, by: Wilma Fingerdoo
I Set Myself on Fire and Lived to Tell About It, by: Stu Pidasso
The Sands of Time, by: Florida Beech
The Hole in the Mattress, by: Mr. Kim Pleetly
The Underwire Bra, by: I. Ripyurtitsov
Soap is Your Friend, by: Hans R. Dirty, Jr.
The Key to Understanding, by: Wish I. Newther, Reese, N.Y.
Lettuce Finder, by: Shay D. Dell
Spots on the Wall, by: Whu Flung Poo
The Haunted Manor, by: Hugo Phirst
The Gentlemen’s Handbook of Exquisite Alcohol, by: Al Coholic
My Ten Years In The Saddle, by: Major Ashburn
The Open Kimono, by: Seymour Hair
Antlers In the Treetops, by: Who Goosed The Moose
Rusty Bedsprings, by: Dr. I.P. Knightly
I Fell off Mount Everest, by: Eileen Dover
Dash to the Outhouse, by: Willie Makeit
Glass Bikini, by: Seymore Hares
Spots on the Mirror, by: I.P. Freely
I.P. Freely's second book was The Yellow River.
Confessions of a Nymphomaniac, by: by E. C. Leigh
The Great Escape, by: C. U. Laiter
Sliding Down the Flagpole, by: Dick Burnz
Bloody Trails, by: Ineeda Pad
Trails in the Sand, by: I.P. Daily