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How To Be Ghetto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(just like me)
1. Say "Yo" a lot
2. Learn to replace "th" with "d"
ex: da, dat, dey
3. Drop the "g" off of "ing" words
ex: chillin, runnin, sleepin
4. Use "be" instead of "am" or "is"
ex: I be chillin, she be chillin
5. Add an "s" sound where you don't need it
ex: I gots to go now
6. Say "mah" in place of "my"
7. Pronounce "all right" as "ah-ite"
8. Don't pronounce the end of words like "more"
ex: mo', fo', po'
9. Add "urr" to words that end in "re"
ex: there= thurr, here= hurr
10. Pronounce "s" like "z"
11. Drop the "h" in words like "with" so that it's "wit"
12. Pronounce "er endings as an "a"
ex: another = anotha, together = togetha
13. Say "ya" instead of "you"
14. Leave the "a" off of "about"
15. Use ebonix as much as possible
16. Assign yourself (and your friends) ghetto-like names (that may or may not contain your initials)
ex:Homie G-Dawg, G-Money, Big D
17. If you don't like the names, just call all of your friends dawg, or 'mah homies!' 'mah home slices!' ,etc...
18. You have to be for a section in the US.
ex: Eastside, Westside, Southside
You pronounce it like Eas'sah-iiide, Sou'sah-iiide (the 'd' is optional)
19. The word "are" is NOT in da Ghetto language!
ex: WRONG sentence- What are you doing?
RIGHT sentence- Whatcha doin'?
You can substitute "are" with "is" or "be".
What you is/be doin'?
20. Remember! Grammar isn't important!
Yo! gramma ain't nothin!