Fantastic End to Summer Term
Bayani Fernando sent his henchmen to position themselves strategically at the entrances to all LRT stations in order to give away a made up newspaper about himself. Of course, the title was in baby pink and blue (what did you expect?). All the articles contained in the fake periodical were written (or most likely invented) by two people who only sang praises and love songs for their dear ‘chairman’ who vandalized the streets of the Metro with pink and blue paint. If everyone loves Fernando as much as the articles claim, then pray, tell me, why were the trash bins filled with dirty foot-stamped newspapers with Bayani’s portrait face up, grinning like an ass?
Other interesting happenings:
1. Two physically filthy (and probably homeless) lesbians fondled each other’s breasts inside the jeepney I was riding a while ago. They told the driver they would give him a blowjob or a free fuck as payment-the driver was all smiles.
2. The guard at the train station confiscated my scissors; she feared that I’d stab my seatmate with the sharp blade.
Other interesting happenings:
1. Two physically filthy (and probably homeless) lesbians fondled each other’s breasts inside the jeepney I was riding a while ago. They told the driver they would give him a blowjob or a free fuck as payment-the driver was all smiles.
2. The guard at the train station confiscated my scissors; she feared that I’d stab my seatmate with the sharp blade.