Thoughts on the Inter-whoeverthehellBrazilians match
1. My stream isn't too bad.
2. WTF Zlatan's hair.
3. WTF Zlatan's mustache (if you can call it that). When he gets back to Milan Helena better lock him the bathroom with a razor and not let him out until he uses it.
4. Wai iz Inter sucking?
5. My. Stableboy. I might not think you're attractive, but I just might be falling for your feet.
6. ZANETTI CONGOING. OMG. I love.
7. Zlatan. *sigh* Completely outside my obsession slight fascination with him, I just love watching him play. If I could marry his feet, I would.
8. INTER WAI U SUCKING AGAIN. STOP PLZ.
9. "Inter Milan is not Stuttgart." *sniff* I love my adorable little (sometimes incompetent) Swabians, but this is entirely true. Poor Stuttgart.
Le Fin: *le sigh* Inter, do try to be less embarrassing when Serie A starts up again, yes? I might want Milan to beat you (all the time), but I'd rather you win the league than your nearest contenders, Roma and Ju-know-who.
2. WTF Zlatan's hair.
3. WTF Zlatan's mustache (if you can call it that). When he gets back to Milan Helena better lock him the bathroom with a razor and not let him out until he uses it.
4. Wai iz Inter sucking?
5. My. Stableboy. I might not think you're attractive, but I just might be falling for your feet.
6. ZANETTI CONGOING. OMG. I love.
7. Zlatan. *sigh* Completely outside my obsession slight fascination with him, I just love watching him play. If I could marry his feet, I would.
8. INTER WAI U SUCKING AGAIN. STOP PLZ.
9. "Inter Milan is not Stuttgart." *sniff* I love my adorable little (sometimes incompetent) Swabians, but this is entirely true. Poor Stuttgart.
Le Fin: *le sigh* Inter, do try to be less embarrassing when Serie A starts up again, yes? I might want Milan to beat you (all the time), but I'd rather you win the league than your nearest contenders, Roma and Ju-know-who.