To those of you who are Canadians, Canadiens, and Canadiennes:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
To those of you who are inclined to think it a matter for celebration:
HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY!
To those of you who are
shipaholic or
heatherhobbit:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
And may your calm eloquence never desert the Good Ship.
To those of you who are Houston Astros:
GO GO GO GO! BEAT THE BRAVES!
That is all.