Pam is a sound effect

Jan 01, 2006 15:17

7:30: I show up at Chad's new place. I unpack my guitar and sleeping bag and wave to my parents.

7:31: Awesome times ensue.

7:35: Kick back with a couple of cold ones and play some guitar.

8:30: Chad is amazed that it's only been an hour of playing guitar and talking, and he kind of wants to go to bed. Pansy. Then he comes up with this awesome idea to write five songs about RA's throughout the night. We start immediately.

8:35: "Ra The Sun God" is born in all its falsetto glory. Featuring Chad on piano, Taylor hitting the guitar in a tribal drum sound, and me playing the wrong side of the guitar half the time. Atleast the piano part was cool.

8:40: Half the food is gone.

9:00: "Ra The Sun God" being finished, we start on the other songs, such as "The Best RA Is Actually Chris" and "Ra Ra Ra Your Boat"

9:01: The tape recorder fails to work, then is yelled at and stomped by Taylor. We tried to use the stereo there, but it didn't have a microphone.

9:09: "Ra Ra Ra Your Boat" is played 452 times, but horrible each time, and only recorded 137 times.

9:20: Chad starts playing guitar while Taylor and I sing. Half the songs are obscene, the other half are about snowmobiles.

10:20: We think about calling Leela, but decide not to.

10:25: The box of lemon lime soda is discarded by Chad, but then quickly made into a hat by me.

10:30: We played guitar for a long time. It was fun. But then the song content started to be about Leela, and other things happened ending up in Chad making Taylor and I stop.

10:40: We think about calling Leela again, but chicken out since she's probably asleep, and probably hates us.

11:10: Chad and I play Mario baseball on the Gamecube. I quickly erase him, having won like 6 Mario baseball tournaments this year.

11:45: Taylor plays me at Mario baseball. I make his team cry, but he bean balls all of my team causing me to win. My team mostly consists of girls, which makes me think that's the reason for Taylor's meanness. Taylor also admitted to liking little girls earlier in the night.

11:58: We realize that it's almost new year time, and rush to the kitchen with drinks. I try to think of a resolution, Chad doesn't tell us his, and Taylor just kept talking or something...

12:00: Cheers! Chad was depressed, but I thought it was the best party ever. We make fun of people who aren't there, and me.

12:10: Finish up video games with Taylor

12:28: I take off my shirt and try to go run outside with the box on my head. Taylor stops me and tells me to go talk to Chad about it. I can't find him and run past Taylor outside.

12:31: I do cartwheels in the parking lot and tell people happy new year, then run inside and try to find my shirt. Chad is at the door glaring at me. He keeps saying something about how I'm going to make his neighbors hate him.

12:40: Chad goes to bed. Taylor and I don't.

1:00: Chad comes out into the living room and explains to us how to turn off the lights.

1:20; Taylor and I get bored and go upstairs in the dark. It's really dark, and the stairs aren't kind. Taylor whispers foul words into my ears as he hurts himself on the stairs. It would be romantic, except they're mean words.

1:27: I go to sleep

See, when you party like us, you go to bed at a decent hour. And you drink more soda than is advised.
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