When I am an old woman I shall write slash With non-con BDSM which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me. And I shall spend my pension on action figures and merch with the boys' pics on it And autographs, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall pop in a DVD of Supernatural when I’m tired And gobble up action figures in shops and get front row con tickets And load NC-17 slashfics on the library computers And make a boatload of cash off my Winchester Arcana. I shall go out in my "Sam/Dean OTP" shirt in the rain And salt and burn things in other people’s gardens And learn to fire a sawed off shotgun.
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When I am an old woman I shall write slash
With non-con BDSM which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on action figures and merch with the boys' pics on it
And autographs, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall pop in a DVD of Supernatural when I’m tired
And gobble up action figures in shops and get front row con tickets
And load NC-17 slashfics on the library computers
And make a boatload of cash off my Winchester Arcana.
I shall go out in my "Sam/Dean OTP" shirt in the rain
And salt and burn things in other people’s gardens
And learn to fire a sawed off shotgun.
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Eeep - I definitely hoard pens and pencils... !!
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