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Dude, there was a time when I can't slash Jason Statham in any shape or form. As I said before, it's most likely because I wanna bone him more than I want somebody else to bone him. But Death Race kinda changed my perspective, and it wasn't even all that slashy a movie, except for the ending. Now that my brain has clicked that little "slash on" button, it's like I see it EVERYWHERE now. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
But like, okay, that's not even particularly shameful. It's where my brain has honed in on that's fucking me up. Statham and Chris Evans have been in two movies together, which I didn't realize until recently, even though I've seen both for awhile now. Cellular and London. Neither of which is very good, btw. Statham and Evans don't really interact much in the former, but they have a ton of screen time together in the latter.
I don't want to slash their characters. I wanna RPS them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF
Seriously, THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. I know NOTHING about Chris Evans. Other than the fact that he was in the atrocity known as Fantastic Four and he's kinda cute when he doesn't look like a complete douchebag. I wanna slash Jason Statham. WHAT THE FUCK. There's not enough WHAT THE FUCK in this world for me as to why my brain is all like HEY YOU SHOULD RPS THEM.
Plus, you know, I kinda have a block where RPS is concerned. Read it happily, can't write it. I think I have to admit that it does creep me out on a certain level to commit the deed rather than, I don't know, be a happy bystander.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN
Whatever, if ever I make an attempt to slashing Jason Statham, it'd be for his character in Death Race first. WITH TYRESE.
EDIT: WAIT WAIT NO I GET IT NOW I GET WHY. Younger man/older man dynamic. Cute spry young guy with gritty more experienced older guy. Oh yeah. Suddenly, IT MAKES SENSE. Because yeah.
But like, okay, that's not even particularly shameful. It's where my brain has honed in on that's fucking me up. Statham and Chris Evans have been in two movies together, which I didn't realize until recently, even though I've seen both for awhile now. Cellular and London. Neither of which is very good, btw. Statham and Evans don't really interact much in the former, but they have a ton of screen time together in the latter.
I don't want to slash their characters. I wanna RPS them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF
Seriously, THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. I know NOTHING about Chris Evans. Other than the fact that he was in the atrocity known as Fantastic Four and he's kinda cute when he doesn't look like a complete douchebag. I wanna slash Jason Statham. WHAT THE FUCK. There's not enough WHAT THE FUCK in this world for me as to why my brain is all like HEY YOU SHOULD RPS THEM.
Plus, you know, I kinda have a block where RPS is concerned. Read it happily, can't write it. I think I have to admit that it does creep me out on a certain level to commit the deed rather than, I don't know, be a happy bystander.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN
Whatever, if ever I make an attempt to slashing Jason Statham, it'd be for his character in Death Race first. WITH TYRESE.
EDIT: WAIT WAIT NO I GET IT NOW I GET WHY. Younger man/older man dynamic. Cute spry young guy with gritty more experienced older guy. Oh yeah. Suddenly, IT MAKES SENSE. Because yeah.