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Dear Simon Baker,
MY PANTS PARTY: YOU ARE INVITED.
Love,
Twig
Seriously, omg, my mad love is MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. I haven't flipped my shit this hard since Christopher Daniels, and you all know how fucking insane I am over Chris Daniels, except this is EVEN MORE SO. SHOCK, I know, but Daniels, as wonderful and awesome and FLAIL worthy as he is, doesn't hit on my primal attract buttons. Simon Baker does. It's the blond curls and the blue eyes, and the whole shape of him, and his smile, and just, yeah, talk about hitting every single one of my physical attraction buttons. I realize I've long said that AJ Styles is the height of perfection when it comes to the male form, but Simon Baker = Twig's Dream Man.
And you know, I've been trying to remember where I noticed him, and I can't figure it out. It was a long time ago, when he was still credited as "Simon Baker-Denny." There's a limited amount of stuff that credits him like that, and it isn't any of those. Red Planet is the earliest movie in which I distinctly remember him, but I know for sure that I watched it BECAUSE he was in it, so that wasn't my entry point. Can't be L.A. Confidential, even though it fits. It's early on, he's credited as Baker-Denny, except I totally have NO memory of his part whatsoever. I bet you it was something retarded like Heartbreak High, which I definitely remember playing here on YTV like a bazillion years ago. But still, I really want to figure out just what was the thing that he caught my eye in. Bah.
ETA: Uh yeah, if that isn't implied already, I've been a fan of Simon Baker's for a long while, except I didn't turn FUCKING INSANE until recently. I think it's because I didn't realize HE HAS CURLS OF MOTHERFUCKING AWESOMENESS until Smith and now The Mentalist. Curls, dude. Omg his curls. His hair deserves its own credit. Seriously.
MY PANTS PARTY: YOU ARE INVITED.
Love,
Twig
Seriously, omg, my mad love is MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. I haven't flipped my shit this hard since Christopher Daniels, and you all know how fucking insane I am over Chris Daniels, except this is EVEN MORE SO. SHOCK, I know, but Daniels, as wonderful and awesome and FLAIL worthy as he is, doesn't hit on my primal attract buttons. Simon Baker does. It's the blond curls and the blue eyes, and the whole shape of him, and his smile, and just, yeah, talk about hitting every single one of my physical attraction buttons. I realize I've long said that AJ Styles is the height of perfection when it comes to the male form, but Simon Baker = Twig's Dream Man.
And you know, I've been trying to remember where I noticed him, and I can't figure it out. It was a long time ago, when he was still credited as "Simon Baker-Denny." There's a limited amount of stuff that credits him like that, and it isn't any of those. Red Planet is the earliest movie in which I distinctly remember him, but I know for sure that I watched it BECAUSE he was in it, so that wasn't my entry point. Can't be L.A. Confidential, even though it fits. It's early on, he's credited as Baker-Denny, except I totally have NO memory of his part whatsoever. I bet you it was something retarded like Heartbreak High, which I definitely remember playing here on YTV like a bazillion years ago. But still, I really want to figure out just what was the thing that he caught my eye in. Bah.
ETA: Uh yeah, if that isn't implied already, I've been a fan of Simon Baker's for a long while, except I didn't turn FUCKING INSANE until recently. I think it's because I didn't realize HE HAS CURLS OF MOTHERFUCKING AWESOMENESS until Smith and now The Mentalist. Curls, dude. Omg his curls. His hair deserves its own credit. Seriously.