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[angstbunny]

So my Simon Baker love has finally hit critical mass. I changed my header. LOOK ISN'T HE GORGEOUS OMFG. Yeah, I feel bad for replacing Charlie, but OMFG SIMON BAKER. *_____________________________*

I feel a ficlet forming in my head for The Mentalist, which is very weird. Nothing of substance, just Lisbon thinking about Patrick. Probably nothing

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Re: dude

[angstbunny]

Okay, like, Danny DeVito plays the editor of a tabloid mag called "Hush Hush" and Kevin Spacey is the celebrity cop who's a consultant on a hit TV cop show. They kinda have this deal going where DeVito would set people up and Spacey would bust them, and it's basically to shake them down for money and what not. Spacey feels sleazy about it, but he wants dough. Anyway, Simon Baker plays this naive actor wannabe. DeVito convinces him to go seduce the D.A., played by Ron Rifkin, so DeVito can catch them in bed later (nothing worse than being caught in bed with a live boy or a dead woman, after all). And basically DeVito convinces Simon Baker by getting Spacey to say that he can find a role for Baker on the hit TV show, but of course, with no intention of following through. And Simon Baker is just so... CUTE and EARNEST when he's talking with Spacey, about how this isn't what he imagined he'd end up doing by coming out to Hollywood and he thinks maybe this isn't the right thing, but oh, Spacey promises him a role, and omg T___________T Seriously, totally C!Davey. But then Baker goes and talks with Rifkin, and then later on, Spacey goes to the motel where they're supposed to be, except when he walks in, he finds Simon Baker on the floor with his throat slit and he's dead. T__________________________________T

I wish I can just clip out the bits he's in so you can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Re: dude

[angstbunny]

I wouldn't actually cast him as C!Davey, because he'd make a FAR better C!Devine (OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE ;ALKFJDLSKAJF;D), but that particular role, omfg, sooooooooo C!Davey. I'll burn you a copy, since I've got Brimstone for you as well.

I got a bunch of Mentalist icons. I foresee more in the future. XD