The eye that twitches the most is connected to the least dominate side of your brain
It's always a little awkward when your friend compares you to the chimney-sweep from Marry Poppins, especially when you find out that he was the subject of one of her first sexual fantasies.
I feel uncomfortable when walking around wealthy people's homes, I always feel that I'm obligated to take my shoes off.
I like to think that screaming off of the bridges over intersections keep me in touch with reality.
If Michel Moore starts harassing me in my dreams again I'll hand him an orange safety cone and ask him politely to remove his hat cause I've never seen him with it off.
I feel uncomfortable when walking around wealthy people's homes, I always feel that I'm obligated to take my shoes off.
I like to think that screaming off of the bridges over intersections keep me in touch with reality.
If Michel Moore starts harassing me in my dreams again I'll hand him an orange safety cone and ask him politely to remove his hat cause I've never seen him with it off.