Dear World.
1. I know that I am constantly stressed about something. You don't need to point it out, or ask me about it, because stress is where I thrive.
2. I don't give a fuck if you think that me being worried about things like following the rules and not disappointing someone is dumb. It's my life, not yours.
3. I realize that I intimidate people, and that sometimes when I walk down the hall I don't look super welcoming. I shouldn't have to say hi to a million people, or smile constantly, or dance around. I'm not trying to impress anyone, I owe nothing to anyone.
4. I'm allowed to fail sometimes too, and say stupid things. I don't have to be perfect 100% of the time.
5. I am a female, regardless of what you may think, which means I can do things that make me "such a female" without it being an insult. I'll just start calling you male if you don't shut up. Unless you have a vagina too, which is quite possible.
6. When I tell you something bothers me, or if you can clearly see that it does, don't try to make me feel worse or point out that I appear weak. Only assholes do this. That makes you an asshole. I have no place in my group of friends for these.
7. I don't have to do everything, all of the time. If I don't want to give you a ride, or hang out with you, don't be dumb about it. I like to be alone sometimes. I like to hang out with other people or my family. I have my own life.
8. I'm not bitter. I only appear as such toward you because you are an asshole, and constantly make me angry. You wonder why I'm always so grumpy? It's because of you. And you know what? You'll never even read this.
Thanks for tuning in,
Sincerely,
Courtney
2. I don't give a fuck if you think that me being worried about things like following the rules and not disappointing someone is dumb. It's my life, not yours.
3. I realize that I intimidate people, and that sometimes when I walk down the hall I don't look super welcoming. I shouldn't have to say hi to a million people, or smile constantly, or dance around. I'm not trying to impress anyone, I owe nothing to anyone.
4. I'm allowed to fail sometimes too, and say stupid things. I don't have to be perfect 100% of the time.
5. I am a female, regardless of what you may think, which means I can do things that make me "such a female" without it being an insult. I'll just start calling you male if you don't shut up. Unless you have a vagina too, which is quite possible.
6. When I tell you something bothers me, or if you can clearly see that it does, don't try to make me feel worse or point out that I appear weak. Only assholes do this. That makes you an asshole. I have no place in my group of friends for these.
7. I don't have to do everything, all of the time. If I don't want to give you a ride, or hang out with you, don't be dumb about it. I like to be alone sometimes. I like to hang out with other people or my family. I have my own life.
8. I'm not bitter. I only appear as such toward you because you are an asshole, and constantly make me angry. You wonder why I'm always so grumpy? It's because of you. And you know what? You'll never even read this.
Thanks for tuning in,
Sincerely,
Courtney