Officer, I Was In Fear For My Life
Lovely. Had to go and smoke after a particularly shitty call and everyone outside in the smoking area is talking about shooting burglars.
Remember, if you shoot them outside, bring them inside, and make sure the first thing you tell the cops is "Officer, I was in fear for my life."
Additionally, I also learned that if the cops are ever at your door wanting to come in and you need some spare time, tell 'em you have a hostage. That'll buy you some time.
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Today's Aquarius horoscope:
Spontaneity works and takes you down a new path, if you are open. Tonight, be with the person you have the most fun with.
Remember, if you shoot them outside, bring them inside, and make sure the first thing you tell the cops is "Officer, I was in fear for my life."
Additionally, I also learned that if the cops are ever at your door wanting to come in and you need some spare time, tell 'em you have a hostage. That'll buy you some time.
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Today's Aquarius horoscope:
Spontaneity works and takes you down a new path, if you are open. Tonight, be with the person you have the most fun with.