Another One Bites the Dust

[angrygraysmoke]

The only real problem with people is that you have to interact with them. I've never understood why misanthropy doesn't get it's propers as a legitimate lifestyle.

Comments

[misledyouth00]

http://jezebel.com/5016941/the-long-and-the-short-of-it

[angrygraysmoke]

7.5"? Around!? Christ, that's a birch stump, not a doodle!

[misledyouth00]

i told ya, men are lying when they say five is average.

NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO WORRY OR ANYTHING, KID.

[angrygraysmoke]

I know, I know, I'm massive, but still! 7.5" circumference!? Goddamn!

[misledyouth00]

dood, i have never seen circumference like that. not even ralphie.
that's ridiculous. that would tear my poor little yoni up!

[worfpoe]

malcum is so full of it
he has no clue how to satisfy a woman

[misledyouth00]

every once in a while he surprises you.

[angrygraysmoke]

Every once in a while, huh? I don't hear you complaining, young lady.

[angrygraysmoke]

Hey, pal, guess what? The person who sent me that chart ... A WOMAN! Yeah. And I know her ... IN REAL LIFE!! WOW! Aaaaaaand - are ya, are ya ready for this one? - I know what she looks like ... WITHOUT CLOTHES ON!!! Ha ha, yes indeedy! And unlike you, I didn't have to use a pair of binoculars and a ladder, because SHE IS MY FRIEND!!! Imagine THAT shit, ya fuckrag!

p.s. When was the last time you even jerked off without crying, you pansy?