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angrygraysmoke

Absurd Garbage

Mar 14, 2008 16:57

Fine, whatever. I don't even care right now.

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retinadarling April 12 2008, 08:11:38 UTC

uh don't tell me this is hte only way to get in touch with you? but this little piggy which sucks at life just woke up, having missed the whole leaving-brooklyn thing by a whole consciousness, seriously. board-game shaped sorry. offer to buy you shots at said continental regardless of what i'm getting into. tried calling the first number back but got someone calling itself a concierge which who knows. also screening comment because well, vultures

retinadarling April 12 2008, 08:11:59 UTC

or wait not screening bc i can't? screen it!!

Re: another successful suspension of another clasless douchebag who makes fun of bums nick_detroit February 4 2009, 19:53:22 UTC

I think it speaks volumes to carrion this way rather than leave a broken down pathetic jealous little man like your friend Malcom here sobbing by the side of the road

roadkillpress.com/submissionform/psyops.dept

Re: There are TWO 's's in 'Classless', Moron. angrygraysmoke February 9 2009, 19:12:49 UTC

Whereas I think it speaks volumes that anyone would comment on a year-old post that has nothing to do with them in the first place. I'm not even gonna bother asking if I've ever met you, since we both know the answer to that one. But hey, thanks for posting that random link - I always enjoy laughing at talentless prose.

Re: There are TWO 's's in 'Classless', Moron. angrygraysmoke February 9 2009, 19:15:38 UTC

Well technically there are four, but I won't give you TOO hard of a time on that. You seem to have a difficult enough time not shorting out your keyboard with vacant-eyed saliva as is.

Re: Speaking of Misspelling... angrygraysmoke February 10 2009, 01:28:37 UTC

Oh, and it's 'Malcolm.

'M-A-L-C-O-L-M'.

Moron.

MAL cant CUM . . . isn't that the jealous little wart who'll never get where I no longer wanna go claude_balls February 12 2009, 03:39:59 UTC

(HELEN BED wise?)

blah blah blah. 'nuf said.
i'll be giving a lecture at St. Mark's Church on my theories, i'll send you a link to the video. gotta go, brainwash is playing BPC fair tomorrow.

best wishes
love
TouchingYou

pms: looks like your clone fort_kanji is having even more fun than you.

Re: Schizophrenia is a Terrible Disorder angrygraysmoke February 13 2009, 20:04:12 UTC

Or is it D.I.D.? Don't know what your 'theories' are, but I'm sure they're hilarious. Have fun confusing the junkies.

kNOT tied tutu vultures but rather Psychic Vampires? cat4weed April 12 2008, 21:21:44 UTC

ref.: Carry On (carrion . . . omg omg that's witty!)

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re: why i don't have a car retinadarling April 12 2008, 23:10:45 UTC

carrion screaming, roadkill

Re: The critical Capacity of a POTATO cat4weed April 13 2008, 17:55:54 UTC

Sorry, but I have better things to do than be your chauffer, and things didn't work out too well when you borrowed my car, now did ThEY?

Re: Where Do They Come From, Exactly? angrygraysmoke April 14 2008, 13:54:16 UTC

Where the hell do these people come from?? Is there just some sort of tracking device implanted in yer laptop that tells the obsessively-inclined when and where you've said or done anything? No offense meant, Ribs, but what exactly is so fascinating about you that someone has to comment on yer every move?

Re: Where Do They Come From, Exactly? retinadarling April 14 2008, 18:58:11 UTC

my theory involves some sort of warped IV-drip hookup. as in, i posted an entry this morning, & literally one minute later i have a response from the Ur-Basement. even i don't find myself quite that fascinating

Re: Google Alerts to Fight off chauffer boy's "Sigh OOpS"? cat4weed April 14 2008, 21:30:23 UTC

MALcum . . . saw you referenced on the well come to the Simulcra's Manifesto and thought I had spied a KINdread soul . . . NOW you tell me I shouldn't have TRuSTED YoU?

Re: "'Sigh OOpS'"? Seriously? angrygraysmoke April 14 2008, 22:30:36 UTC

Dude, who ARE you? Do you realize that by responding to what I say, you are in fact proving my point? Do you understand that making cryptic references to manifestos, German shepherds and Andy Kaufman are not only not clever, they are downright creepy? And can you even comprehend the fact that stupid puns and wACKy CAPiTalIZatiON make you come off like a twelve-year-old kid, instead of a twentysomething- (thirtysomething-? fortysomething-?) year-old adult? Do you, in short, realize just how sad you really are? Probably not. So go screw.

Re: "'Sigh OOpS'"? Seriously? retinadarling April 15 2008, 01:33:32 UTC

i think it has a crush on you
i recommend pepper spray, also a few cans of raid

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