calm down. it will only hurt for the first 20 years.

Aug 04, 2006 18:53

the dream that followed my falling asleep at the wheel 4-6 times on my way home from college park work and then again curbside at my house for an astounding 30 minutes was more real than the 5 minutes of deja vu gone wrong i experienced while at work.  in it, one of my bosses let me know that she will miss when i go to hell for not believing in jesus.  and a few days ago, after accidentally dropping a beer, a customer said "yea, but i bet you won't drop your tip."  you know.  cause of the whole jewish thing.
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