You're joking.
Oh god. What a entry deserving day.
Ok, so I get up and hang around the hous euntil work. No big deal. I get to work, and they've brilliantly schedualed three people in the cafeteria. SO Kevin tells me to see Jim. Jim has this big printed out list of shit I need to do. Pointless, stupid shit that isn't my job. I had to:
1. Wash the trashcans. Inside and out.
2. Scrub all the flat countertops and sinks.
3. Orginize the entire store room thing. Which has never been done. Ever.
4. Clean out big drunk Tom's Janitor's closet full of wet rags and bad smells.
5. Scrub the walls. Yes. The walls.
Then I get home and SUPRISE! There wasn't suppsed to be a police meetign tonight but there is anyway!
SUPRISE only three people showed up!
SUPRISE it sucked!
The at the end Bellerose, the crazy weird girl who eats her boogers, comes in and resigns. Turns in her uniform, everything.
Then I get home and Brian calls me up. Turns out she only resigned because "She has feelings for me" and she wasn't comfortable with me as her Sergeant because I don't feel the same way. Brian was laughing almost too much to talk. ALso, it turns out this other, slightly less crazy girl on the post likes me, and broke up with her boyfriend to "Be with me." I would like to point out that I avoid talking to these people as much as possible, and try not to ever say anything nice to them. I swear to god, you can't make shit like this up. How the Police Cadets turned into a Junior High dance still escapes me.
Oh and my dad got laid off.
Ok, so I get up and hang around the hous euntil work. No big deal. I get to work, and they've brilliantly schedualed three people in the cafeteria. SO Kevin tells me to see Jim. Jim has this big printed out list of shit I need to do. Pointless, stupid shit that isn't my job. I had to:
1. Wash the trashcans. Inside and out.
2. Scrub all the flat countertops and sinks.
3. Orginize the entire store room thing. Which has never been done. Ever.
4. Clean out big drunk Tom's Janitor's closet full of wet rags and bad smells.
5. Scrub the walls. Yes. The walls.
Then I get home and SUPRISE! There wasn't suppsed to be a police meetign tonight but there is anyway!
SUPRISE only three people showed up!
SUPRISE it sucked!
The at the end Bellerose, the crazy weird girl who eats her boogers, comes in and resigns. Turns in her uniform, everything.
Then I get home and Brian calls me up. Turns out she only resigned because "She has feelings for me" and she wasn't comfortable with me as her Sergeant because I don't feel the same way. Brian was laughing almost too much to talk. ALso, it turns out this other, slightly less crazy girl on the post likes me, and broke up with her boyfriend to "Be with me." I would like to point out that I avoid talking to these people as much as possible, and try not to ever say anything nice to them. I swear to god, you can't make shit like this up. How the Police Cadets turned into a Junior High dance still escapes me.
Oh and my dad got laid off.