True story

Dec 04, 2007 11:26

At 1030 last night G was in the bathroom in the buff about to start the shower. I shower after, so I was waiting for him to give the summons to take my turn. Suddenly the doorbell rings! I panic, who rings the doorbell at this hour on a Monday night!?! I do my best thug voice, "Who's there?" through the front door with out really opening it or removing the chain. "MKE police department, did you know your garage door is open?" I freak out thinking that it was another break in! The cop and I fly back to the garage ( I am in slippers and a pair of short yoga pants and sweatshirt) and realize that not only is he right and the door is open, but I forgot my keys! I run to the back door to grab my keys only to realize I am locked out. I bang on the door for G to answer it, and slowly he comes to the door all crouched down. I see he is naked and hiding from the windows, so I shriek, "You hobo put on some clothes the police are here the garage is open they think someone could have broken in!"

I ran back outside to the cop only to find everything is fine, and that ice blocked the garage from closing all the way! Duh!

Moral of the story:

Clear all ice from doors in winter

Moral #2

Put on clothes before answering the door when the police are at your house, G!
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