Left to right: Sasha Cohen ('merica), Irina Slutskaya (Russia), Shizuka Arakawa (Japan).
Alright, alright, so maybe America DID beat us in the ladies' free skate, but upon closer inspection of this picture, I realised that Sasha Cohen is, in fact, wearing a kabbalah bracelet, meaning that THE JOKE IS ON YOU, AMERICA.
Ha!
/jealousy stings like a spicy buritto in the afternoon