gay animals roam among us
ANIMALS: THEY'RE JUST LIKE PEOPLE... GAYPEOPLE!
The Scientific Mystery of Animal Homosexuality
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Imagine, if you will, a walk in the wild underbrush of the African Congo. You are a world-renowned scientist studying a troop of bonobos; monkeys known for their rambunctious and enthusiastic sexual appetite. Within minutes of your study, two of the monkeys begin to carry out God's most sacred act...that of sexual coitus. Your eyes moisten at the beautiful sight. Two monkeys--so much like us--finding a perfect partner in the midst of nature, and humping away until orgasm is achieved. Indeed, what could be more... more natural?
Your eyes begin to burn from the unclean images these nasty monkeys have forced upon you. Your mind reels from the unbelievable, ridiculously dirty sight you just beheld!
"Why, God, WHY?" you scream at the heavens. "Why have you cursed the earth with these lesbo monkey abominations?? WHYYYEEEEEEEEE?????"
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