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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I recruited 8782 as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I fed 8782 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I sacrificed prettyhead to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon juststayfocused (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (835 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
angryanthropoid
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