This is the funniest piece of television I have seen in YEARS. Only on Nip/Tuck, folks.
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"I've got a tyrannosaurus prick."
"Forget about relationships - nobody gets me off the way I can."
"I just wanted to give it baby kisses."
LMFAOOOOO!!!
Hey, maybe when my semester of yoga is over, I too will be capable of getting myself off orally! *crosses fingers*