I ought to sleep (Only a few references to the male anatomy)
So, as I traversed through the hours of work, I did spend my time all day driving a mower everywhere. But with such ease are the puny grass troops of Lord Nature (I have to imagine SOMETHING) disposed of that my brain, which operates on an average of four hours sleep and is constantly exposed to liberal amounts of legal substances (Fear the day it is otherwise), and thus I did come to ponder on why those out there find the word "Penis" so humourous. My thought pattern went thusly:
Penis.
It's just a word with nis/ness/nes on the end (Pronunciation dependent on degrees of intoxication, sleep deprivation and level of Maristitude in the room), lots of words end that way and aren't funny in the least, such as
Niceness.
Then of course I had the realisation that "Pee" could be brought from a word, so in fact it merely goes
Letter-ness.
So it is in fact
P-nus.
There are 25 other letters in the alphabet (I think, my memory of English in high school is of a teacher whose natural scent was sufficiently toxic asthmatics regularly died in her class and she could set a factory to hurling its guts about the place). I ought to try other letters and see what happens. Might as well start at the beginning, whats that make?
Anus.
At that point I cracked up laughing, and my thoughts and wondering on the subject did cease.
Yes, I'm special and weird.
Penis.
It's just a word with nis/ness/nes on the end (Pronunciation dependent on degrees of intoxication, sleep deprivation and level of Maristitude in the room), lots of words end that way and aren't funny in the least, such as
Niceness.
Then of course I had the realisation that "Pee" could be brought from a word, so in fact it merely goes
Letter-ness.
So it is in fact
P-nus.
There are 25 other letters in the alphabet (I think, my memory of English in high school is of a teacher whose natural scent was sufficiently toxic asthmatics regularly died in her class and she could set a factory to hurling its guts about the place). I ought to try other letters and see what happens. Might as well start at the beginning, whats that make?
Anus.
At that point I cracked up laughing, and my thoughts and wondering on the subject did cease.
Yes, I'm special and weird.