Wha-a-a-ah? Just how stoopid is Madonna anyway?
From the New York Post, via Drudge:
Tony Donnelly, who used a hidden camera, claims the Kabbalah dinner turned into "a weird religious service, which started with prayer readings and chanting that culminated in everyone turning to the east, pushing the air with their hands, and crying out 'Cher-er-er-er-nobyl' at the top of their voices. They thought they were curing Chernobyl of radiation, using the power of Kabbalah to drive away the evil."
This included Kabbalah celebs Guy Richie and Madonna. Now I would have been more impressed if they had actually gone to Chernobyl and stood on the sarcophagus to do their chanting.
And when you hold your hands to the "east" from London pointing to Chernobyl, do you point horizontally, parallel to the floor? I ask, because the curvature of the Earth would mean that the Kabbalah energy would be flying off into space well before it reached Chernobyl. You'd have to point into the floor somewhere, drawing a line through a portion of the planet to where Chernobyl is situated. Or maybe Kabbalah energy is non-linear in some non-physical way, and hugs the surface of the planet as it wings it way over to Chernobyl, where it does battle with the very real and very physical radioactive by-products of the accident, pushing it away.
And what about the people living just to the east of Chernobyl, like in Gden or Sivki? Wouldn't they be upset at Madonna and company driving the radioactive material into their neck of the woods? Do you think Madonna has even heard of these places, or glanced at a map?
Hey, Madonna, I think it might be more helpful to donate some money and time to helping the victims of the disaster instead of chanting and waving your hands while having a posh dinner. You're such a putz. "Putz" is Yiddish, by the way, which is more Jewish than that faux Kabbalah nonsense you've been hoping would provide meaning to your silly existence. Just my take on it, of course, but there you have it.
I suppose it's comments like these that keep me from getting invited to all the best Kabbalah get-togethers.
Tony Donnelly, who used a hidden camera, claims the Kabbalah dinner turned into "a weird religious service, which started with prayer readings and chanting that culminated in everyone turning to the east, pushing the air with their hands, and crying out 'Cher-er-er-er-nobyl' at the top of their voices. They thought they were curing Chernobyl of radiation, using the power of Kabbalah to drive away the evil."
This included Kabbalah celebs Guy Richie and Madonna. Now I would have been more impressed if they had actually gone to Chernobyl and stood on the sarcophagus to do their chanting.
And when you hold your hands to the "east" from London pointing to Chernobyl, do you point horizontally, parallel to the floor? I ask, because the curvature of the Earth would mean that the Kabbalah energy would be flying off into space well before it reached Chernobyl. You'd have to point into the floor somewhere, drawing a line through a portion of the planet to where Chernobyl is situated. Or maybe Kabbalah energy is non-linear in some non-physical way, and hugs the surface of the planet as it wings it way over to Chernobyl, where it does battle with the very real and very physical radioactive by-products of the accident, pushing it away.
And what about the people living just to the east of Chernobyl, like in Gden or Sivki? Wouldn't they be upset at Madonna and company driving the radioactive material into their neck of the woods? Do you think Madonna has even heard of these places, or glanced at a map?
Hey, Madonna, I think it might be more helpful to donate some money and time to helping the victims of the disaster instead of chanting and waving your hands while having a posh dinner. You're such a putz. "Putz" is Yiddish, by the way, which is more Jewish than that faux Kabbalah nonsense you've been hoping would provide meaning to your silly existence. Just my take on it, of course, but there you have it.
I suppose it's comments like these that keep me from getting invited to all the best Kabbalah get-togethers.