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Well a few weeks ago, I got an e-mail from some random ass woman.
Hiya!
So... I think I emailed your yahoo account but you probably don't really check that account Anyways, you can ignore that email cos I have updated news. heh.
Apparently, Citibank likes to contact me after I have completely given up hope on them (twice! haha)... I'm invited to lunch at Ritz next Tuesday... so all I have to be is fascinating and witty and charming? Frankly, I am terrified. Dude, I am *so* not the social butterfly... think I'm gonna have to down a few glasses of champagne... .
Can you give me some tips for the assessment center too? Like what should I prepare? Financial modelling? I guess brushing up on current affairs is expected... Hmmm... I have an all-day assessment center next Monday for another management trainee position... maybe it can be a rehearsel for Citi.
Have fun in Shanghai, be good and thanks for helping me!
Yours,
Jiebin
I have never heard of this woman, and she somehow has the wrong address. So I type up an e-mail, telling her that she's mistaken. But before I press send, an idea starts to dwell. I could really have some fun with this. So naturally, I type this up:
Hey, I haven't seen you in a long time!
How are you? Its been so long, I've forgotten what you look like!
Feel free to shoot some pictures my way, eh?
Bye. =)
I thought that it would fall through. But this woman seems ot be exceptionally stupid. Less than two hours later, I got a reply:
Dude,
When I saw Andrew Jones, I was like "What?! Did I email some guy from some Internet dating service?!" Haha.
Am attaching photos from PWC D&D... there's a X'mas bash this Friday! I love the parties at PWC, so fun!! I wanna see your Shanghai photos too! I just had a shopping/ eating trip in Taiwan... will send you photos when I actually upload them... how are you? Work-wise, social-life-wise?
I'm going for the final round next Tue. Tres exciting!
Take care!
Jiebin
And two pictures were attached.
Now, this is a fantastic turn of events. I have pictures of this woman. I mean, I can't really do anything with them, but its hilarious nonetheless.
So I typed up a reply:
Hey! You look fantastic!
How have you been? I've been so awesome you would like, not believe.
I've actually left shanghai, and now I've set up in Beijing. My
computer had a bit of a fry, and I've lost all my pictures =( =( =(
I've attached a picture of my new house in the suburbs here.
Hope you are doing well!
Reply when you can!
Now, I attached a picture of some random-ass house I stole of google images:
Her reply:
Woah! Must update me on your status!
Your house looks awesome, who are you staying with? Are you there for the long haul? Are you not coming back?
Haha, I'm really happy for you though, that you're having such a great time. Take care!!
That's all I've got so far. I'll formulate a hilarious reply and post the results in a few e-mails time.
Take care, guys.