a very eventful ride in a jalopy which ends it DISASTER

Feb 10, 2005 20:50

hahahaha ok this is really random but w/e... it me and beccas masterpiece!
haha i dont even know how we started this... haha we were just talkin and we ended up with this:

laughattack3580: haha havein hin in the room makes me not want to even shake a guys hand
omigodhecantalk: haha it's so weird how high school guys do that.
laughattack3580: hahahahah i know
laughattack3580: it is weird
laughattack3580: haha
laughattack3580: they used to just shake their head and keep their hands int heir pockets al timidly
laughattack3580: hah what happend to that!
laughattack3580: haha now they are horny and will do anythin to touch u
omigodhecantalk: haha kind of a nice change.
laughattack3580: hahaha yeah it is
laughattack3580: cus somehow it makes it easier to start a convo
omigodhecantalk: "so, i guess you can tell that i've been working on my abs?"
laughattack3580: hahahahaha
laughattack3580: "clearly... judging by ur handshake u seem like a peachy clean guy! wanna go get a milkshake!?"
omigodhecantalk: 'wanna share a kids meal?!"
laughattack3580: hahahah "certainly! that sounds swell!"
omigodhecantalk: "ooo- nice jalopy!"
laughattack3580: hahahahahahahahahahaha "the back seat is real comfertable.... i know a great place where we can watch the sun set!"
omigodhecantalk: "but wait- my curfew is four! can you adjust?"
laughattack3580: hahah "dont worry baby... we can go as fast or as slow as u want"
omigodhecantalk: "oh, brad, you studly muffin."
laughattack3580: hahaha "cindy, u are the sun in my universe (hahah ur brother is such a nerd), i will never loe anyone more than u! (small tear flwos from eye and slowly down face)
omigodhecantalk: "oh brad. i am your's til the ozone layer is dead and gone. you are the moon... on the pond... over there..."
laughattack3580: hahahahahahahahahaha "once i am done with military school i am gnna come back for u..."
laughattack3580: :wait for me?"
omigodhecantalk: "is that... oh brad, is that a commitment ring/seal of celibacy???"
laughattack3580: hahahahaahaha "this is my class ring.... and i want u to weaar and think of me everytime u look at it, and know that u are always in my heart:
omigodhecantalk: "and you take my hand...kerchief... as a reminder of me! i SPRITZED it with perfume!"
laughattack3580: "(looks at it lovingly... sniffs it and plaes n pocket and pats chest) this will always be near to my heart
laughattack3580: and u hold the key to it"
omigodhecantalk: "FUCK, MAN I HAVE TO GO HOME BEFORE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME"
omigodhecantalk: the end.

haha u would thinkwe were smokin somethin haha
that is what happend when we get bored!
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