Let's Discuss. . .

[angrke]

I heard the best conversation EVER in a bar the other day, and I thought it important to share.

I was sitting at the bar talking to the bartender who I'm fairly friendly with and a drunken sorority girl to my left begins to talk:

Girl: I'm Sad.
Bartender: Why are you sad?
Girl: Well, I was totally macking on this guy, and then he totally left with this FAT girl.
Bartender: Well, they seemed to be friends.
Girl: No, I'm sure she was totally nice and stuff, but I'm waay cuter.
Bartender (biting his lip severely): I. . . I don't know what to tell you.
Girl: Seriously, why are guys like that?

So there you go. . .
idiotic bimbo.

Hope that made everyone smile, feel better about themselves, or at least blink in confusion a couple times.

Cheers!