Welcome to my University. . .
The following are excerpts from a generic email I just received from the registrar:
"Angie,
We hope that you have enjoyed your educational experience during the 2006 Fall
semester now drawing to a close.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING EXAMINATION POLICIES CAREFULLY!
IF YOU VIOLATE THESE POLICIES THEN YOU COULD BE PREVENTED FROM
WRITING YOUR FINAL EXAM OR YOU COULD BE SUBJECT TO ACADEMIC PENALTY
ACCORDING TO SENATE BYLAW 31.
[This is followed by 9 rules including the usual, and how you can't leave the exam in the first half hour, or enter after the first half hour, no food, drink, etc. . . . a small clause about how it is alright to write notes to the proctor to tell on other student who they suspect of cheating. . . cuz we're twelve and are encouraged to write notes to tattle]
Again, Good Luck in your exams and have a great summer. [hmmm,, they could have maybe changed this seeing as it's winter I think]
Office of the Registrar
...at your service
This email is intended for information only, any responses to this email will be
disregarded. [yup, they sure sound like they're at my service]"
I really love dumb people being in charge of my education . . .
"Angie,
We hope that you have enjoyed your educational experience during the 2006 Fall
semester now drawing to a close.
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING EXAMINATION POLICIES CAREFULLY!
IF YOU VIOLATE THESE POLICIES THEN YOU COULD BE PREVENTED FROM
WRITING YOUR FINAL EXAM OR YOU COULD BE SUBJECT TO ACADEMIC PENALTY
ACCORDING TO SENATE BYLAW 31.
[This is followed by 9 rules including the usual, and how you can't leave the exam in the first half hour, or enter after the first half hour, no food, drink, etc. . . . a small clause about how it is alright to write notes to the proctor to tell on other student who they suspect of cheating. . . cuz we're twelve and are encouraged to write notes to tattle]
Again, Good Luck in your exams and have a great summer. [hmmm,, they could have maybe changed this seeing as it's winter I think]
Office of the Registrar
...at your service
This email is intended for information only, any responses to this email will be
disregarded. [yup, they sure sound like they're at my service]"
I really love dumb people being in charge of my education . . .