Jan 04, 2005 15:57
I have holocauste with Kathy and the mutual concensus among the student body is that Mr. Goodrick is a jackass and economics should be henceforth considered a crime. How it is, exactly, that we happened upon the topic I will never know.
I also have psych ap with some kid named Mike that Kase said I would fancy since he too has a loathing for humanity in general. Wonderful.
And........IMPACT. I waited eighty minutes for coach head-in-his-ass to "process" me and get me into a course. Then, when I finally got into my course, which would be english four, the first thing that popped up was ZOOBY THE FUCKING ALIEN TRAPPED IN MY COMPUTER. I have to free poor Zooby the jackass extra terestrial from my computer by answering a series of questions concerning vocabulary and context clues. And the words? Suffice it to say a crack baby has a higher vocabulary in pre-school. "The moron who wrote this program was plugging acid at the time"......."define 'the' as used in the above sentence using context clues."
I have TWO periods of this highly intellectual nirvana though so when I got back, after vanquishing Zooby, I went head to head with Rocko the turtle and kicked his ass on the incredibly lucritive task of figuring out how to use your dictionary to properly define 'the' if context clues just aren't doing it for you. For ninety minutes!!!!!
Between Zooby the alien and Rocko the turtle, I think killing myself is definately an option I should look into.