I debated SOOOOOOOOOOOO long about telling you, coz I know you don't like to be spoilered, but I knew you'd want to know that you (and I) were right about him, and HELLO, we'd be SO crazy to pass up "King Sheamus." SRSLEH.
PUNK IS STILL SO FOR THE WIN. OMG. "He spilled my diet soda!" "What in the world is Tamina wearing?" "Speaking of Pat Patterson, he and Cody have a lot in common." OH NO HE DID NOT JUST INSINUATE THAT THE DASHING ONE IS GAY OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Seriously. You were right when you said he's like you and me, only he's actually ON TV and gets paid for saying stuff that WE say in our streams....OMG WE SHALL SUE HIM FOR ROYALTIES. Yes. This shall happen. Because I say it shall. And if MY force doesn't work, we always have "SHUT UP!"Teddy, and if HE still won't be effective, King Sheamus is just GONNA HAFTA CHOKE A BITCH.
Also: I remain one of those freaky Gaybird-fangirls. XDDDDDDDDDD Funny how he's only manly from the front. When you see him walking from behind, the illusion is TOTALLY destroyed, and he turns into one of the Divas again. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMG WHY DO YOU HATE TED'S SHIRT I LOVE TED'S SHIRT BECAUSE IT WAS TIGHT ON HIM AND IT SHOWED OFF EVERYTHING INCLUDING A BIT OF NIPPLE AND GOOD LORD YOU COULD SEE HIS ABS AND JUST OMG THE SHIRT, THE SCRUFF, THE "SHUT UP!", EVERYTHING WAS SO FUCKING PERFECT I HAD TO TIE MYSELF DOWN IN MY SEAT TO KEEP FROM HUMPING THE GODDAMN LAPTOP ESPECIALLY WHEN I REPLAYED IT AND OMG WHEN HE GROWLED I WAS LIKE, "OMG HAVE MY BABY RIGHT NOW, LET'S GO, WE'LL PRACTICE UNTIL WE MAKE PERFECT."
:: clears throat. :: What were we talking about?
I love the way King Papa says "Josh." He says it "JUSH." I fooking LOVE him, OMG. :: is King Papa's head courtesan. ::
OH LORD, I wanted to KILL Miss USA, she forking fucked up the announcements. I was like, "That's SHEAMUS you're announcing into the ring, you need a lot more OOMPH. GTFO da ring, beetch, and gimme that mic, Imma show you how it's really done."
Oh, and she put the cape on him. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
STUPID CROWN RUINED KING PAPA'S HAIR LOLOLOLOLOL.
And I would have been TOTALLY disappointed if you didn't make a comment about King Papa's hugehumongousmegasuperuber big sceptre, but there it is, and you even added, "That's what The Queen said!" and I love you. :D
OMG I LOL'D HARD AT THAT SPEECH ON THE THRONE, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAID "MOY SOOBJEX." I was like..."YES I AM A SUBJECT AND I SHALL GROVEL AT YOUR FEET ON MY KNEES UNTIL YOU GIVE ME WHAT I DESERVE AND THAT IS SOME OF YOU IN MY MOUTH MAYBE JUST MAYBE."
Would you believe I haven't YET watched ALL of RAW? Just the ones with the boys and the Diva tag match? LOLerz.
Drinking game. Read this stream again and drink a shot everytime I wrote "king" xDD You just want me to pass out so you can take advantage of me. Don't lie. You know it's true.
I debated SOOOOOOOOOOOO long about telling you, coz I know you don't like to be spoilered, but I knew you'd want to know that you (and I) were right about him, and HELLO, we'd be SO crazy to pass up "King Sheamus." SRSLEH.
PUNK IS STILL SO FOR THE WIN. OMG. "He spilled my diet soda!" "What in the world is Tamina wearing?" "Speaking of Pat Patterson, he and Cody have a lot in common." OH NO HE DID NOT JUST INSINUATE THAT THE DASHING ONE IS GAY OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Seriously. You were right when you said he's like you and me, only he's actually ON TV and gets paid for saying stuff that WE say in our streams....OMG WE SHALL SUE HIM FOR ROYALTIES. Yes. This shall happen. Because I say it shall. And if MY force doesn't work, we always have "SHUT UP!"Teddy, and if HE still won't be effective, King Sheamus is just GONNA HAFTA CHOKE A BITCH.
Also: I remain one of those freaky Gaybird-fangirls. XDDDDDDDDDD Funny how he's only manly from the front. When you see him walking from behind, the illusion is TOTALLY destroyed, and he turns into one of the Divas again. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMG WHY DO YOU HATE TED'S SHIRT I LOVE TED'S SHIRT BECAUSE IT WAS TIGHT ON HIM AND IT SHOWED OFF EVERYTHING INCLUDING A BIT OF NIPPLE AND GOOD LORD YOU COULD SEE HIS ABS AND JUST OMG THE SHIRT, THE SCRUFF, THE "SHUT UP!", EVERYTHING WAS SO FUCKING PERFECT I HAD TO TIE MYSELF DOWN IN MY SEAT TO KEEP FROM HUMPING THE GODDAMN LAPTOP ESPECIALLY WHEN I REPLAYED IT AND OMG WHEN HE GROWLED I WAS LIKE, "OMG HAVE MY BABY RIGHT NOW, LET'S GO, WE'LL PRACTICE UNTIL WE MAKE PERFECT."
:: clears throat. :: What were we talking about?
I love the way King Papa says "Josh." He says it "JUSH." I fooking LOVE him, OMG. :: is King Papa's head courtesan. ::
OH LORD, I wanted to KILL Miss USA, she forking fucked up the announcements. I was like, "That's SHEAMUS you're announcing into the ring, you need a lot more OOMPH. GTFO da ring, beetch, and gimme that mic, Imma show you how it's really done."
Oh, and she put the cape on him. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
STUPID CROWN RUINED KING PAPA'S HAIR LOLOLOLOLOL.
And I would have been TOTALLY disappointed if you didn't make a comment about King Papa's hugehumongousmegasuperuber big sceptre, but there it is, and you even added, "That's what The Queen said!" and I love you. :D
OMG I LOL'D HARD AT THAT SPEECH ON THE THRONE, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAID "MOY SOOBJEX." I was like..."YES I AM A SUBJECT AND I SHALL GROVEL AT YOUR FEET ON MY KNEES UNTIL YOU GIVE ME WHAT I DESERVE AND THAT IS SOME OF YOU IN MY MOUTH MAYBE JUST MAYBE."
Would you believe I haven't YET watched ALL of RAW? Just the ones with the boys and the Diva tag match? LOLerz.
Drinking game. Read this stream again and drink a shot everytime I wrote "king" xDD
You just want me to pass out so you can take advantage of me. Don't lie. You know it's true.
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