Memories

[angrbooa]

Title Memories
Summary John lies in the bed, recalling things from the past....
Rating T for some language
Warning BEWAREZ THE FLUFF!!
Disclaimers Not mine.
Dedication lady_tavington , annemarie_blfan  , killaqueen  - you girls make my days.
Authors note After all that drama! and angsty!Centon I've read and written the last days, I just needed something nice, something light, something fluffy

Comments

[lady_tavington]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY.

As always absolutely mindblowing. As always Randy turned around after it, falling asleep in seconds. As always he didn't bothered to snuggle.
This. So HARD. OMG.

there is this feeling in his stomach again. The feeling that keeps him coming back to this. Well, apart from the mindblowing sex, of course.
This made me go, "Awww!" and then "LOOOOOOOOOL!" in 2 seconds flat. No kidz.

John's stare was a pure command.
Well, fuck. He can fucking stare at ME and command ME anyfreakin'time, oh yes sir, he can.

Sometimes Randy made the stupidest jokes. Hard to believe, but-oh-so-true.
"John! Listen: There are these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells 'God Damn, it's hot in here!' And the other muffin replies 'Holy Crap, a talking muffin!' "
I seriously fucking LAUGHED at this. I wasn't expecting it, LOL.

There once was a time when Randy was with that litte Rhodes kid. Oh yeah, you heard right. He gave in the pleading and undignified requests and... well, honestly, who could blame him. Rhodes was young, absolutely beautiful, he has a body-to-die-for and John bets on any of his beloved cars - even the one from Eddie Guerro - that the boy was still a virgin ....when the Viper struck.

But he never showed his true colours to the naive Rhodes. He never trusted him. He always portrayed himself as the Viper, the Killer, in front of the kid. Hidding what was truly inside him. He treated Rhodes like shit, and John is very astonished that the younger wrestler still talks to Randy, still admires him as his hero, his idol.
AAAAAAAAAAALL of this. I mean it. AAAAAAAAAALL of it. Just.

Randy puts some pants on.
"RANDY? Heeeeellloooo??!"
Randy froze, looked at him, staring. "How bad do you want it? How bad do you want me?"
John gasps for air. "I'm..."
"How bad, John?"
O.O Thank you, and goodnight, I'm gone.

Eurgh. Angry Randy is angry, and here's smexxeh John taking care of him, OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, I love that last part. Srsleh. Just...SEEEEERIOUSLY.

Great, great, GREAT job, bb, you get better with every fic you write! :D ♥

[angrbooa]

This. So HARD. OMG.
Randy's such a bastard sometimes D:

This made me go, "Awww!" and then "LOOOOOOOOOL!" in 2 seconds flat. No kidz.
That's what I wanted.

I seriously fucking LAUGHED at this. I wasn't expecting it, LOL.
I tell ya, that's my favourite joke of ALL time *snickers* So stupid, so funny <33

AAAAAAAAAAALL of this. I mean it. AAAAAAAAAALL of it. Just.
Thank you.

I love that last part. Srsleh. Just...SEEEEERIOUSLY.
Me too. Loved to write that. It wrote itself, apparently. The whole fic did

you get better with every fic you write! :D ♥
Oh wow, thank you. I hope I do.

<3 Thanks for commenting, bb.

[lady_tavington]

I tell ya, that's my favourite joke of ALL time *snickers* So stupid, so funny <33
I have one like that...
This emo kid, he's all crying about how his life sucks and whatever, he goes to the park, sits down at the foot of a tree and says, "God, I HATE my life, everything sucks, I'm such a failure!" So the tree bends down and pats him on the back and says, "Awww, don't worry, kid, everything's gonna be okay!" So the kid stood up and ran away screaming "OMGWTF THE TREE IS TALKIIIIIIIIIIING!!!1!11!!11!" That one never fails to make me laugh.

Another joke that never fails to make me laugh: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me too. Loved to write that. It wrote itself, apparently. The whole fic did
Don't you just LOVE it when that kind of thing happens?!

Oh wow, thank you. I hope I do.
Oh, you SERIOUSLY do! :D Love ya, lover!

[angrbooa]

*laughs at the jokes*

"What's white and looks around the corner? - A shy milk." (And I'm going to hunt you down if you make jokes of Sheamus now XDD)

Don't you just LOVE it when that kind of thing happens?!
I absolutely do. I don't eat, don't go to the bathroom, etc. until it's written. It's like someone or something leads my fingers and I'm just a medium. It's the Centon-god, I'm pretty sure. *bows down*

Thanks! <3

[lady_tavington]

LOL WTF JOKE.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
...
LOST.

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[angrbooa]

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

...NAU-GHTY!!

[lady_tavington]

:: is absolutely floored. ::

OMG I ALMOST SPIT COKE OUT MY NOSE.

[angrbooa]

EWW, March! BEHAVE! XDD <3

[lady_tavington]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! You surprised me with that one!

[angrbooa]

I always surprise you.
Never expect anything from me, cause expectations are ALWAYS false when it comes to me.

And now...behave, dirty girl *cracks the whip*

[lady_tavington]

:: bites lip. ::

What if I don't want to behave?

[angrbooa]

Then...you need punishment...

[lady_tavington]

Mmmm, sounds like a good deal.