Pornographic Chocolate
I found this on the back of a Nestle Noir milk chocolate box:
Did you know that shape influences pleasure?
That's why our Creaturs de Chocolat in Switzerland have designed a new shape that
will offer you a unique chocolate experience. Fitting comfortably on your palate,
you will enjoy the creamy taste and smooth texture of our Swiss milk chocolate.
Nestle Noir is best enjoyed by resting the lat side on your tongue with the curve
towards the back of your mouth, enhancing the aromas, flavours and in-mouth
melting. You don't just eat this chocolate. You experience it.
...
I feel like a slut for putting it in my mouth. Oh well.
Did you know that shape influences pleasure?
That's why our Creaturs de Chocolat in Switzerland have designed a new shape that
will offer you a unique chocolate experience. Fitting comfortably on your palate,
you will enjoy the creamy taste and smooth texture of our Swiss milk chocolate.
Nestle Noir is best enjoyed by resting the lat side on your tongue with the curve
towards the back of your mouth, enhancing the aromas, flavours and in-mouth
melting. You don't just eat this chocolate. You experience it.
...
I feel like a slut for putting it in my mouth. Oh well.