this is the story of me and davey!
i, taylor bologna, have a love of my life. his name is david cannon. we met at a music extravaganza. it was love at first sight! i wasn't too sure if i would be his cup of tea but it turns out i was! we have been together for months and are happily married. we wed a week into our meeting because we fell head over heels in love! one day, my davey poo intorduced me to a wonderful buffalo named moscow. mooscow and i had a 'fling' going on and i had to tell davey...i could not keep it from him any longer. once he heard the news....he was overjoyed because afterall, he'd been having an affair with moscow as well. now...we are all happy together living a wonderful life in the green pastures of davey's backyard. i am due soon...and i can't wait to have little moscow cannon's running around! if you would like to be apart of the birth, let me know and you will witness a miricle.