"Fine. Prove it!" --Ron White
Hey! Today I almost didn't but I went to Timmons Park in Greenville to play disc golf for the first time in like 10 days or 17 days or whenever. With Josh Kerr. And yo. It was one weird round for me.
It was Josh's first time and he shot in the low 80s about despite wearing jeans-n-polo. Awesome!
The back nine was sort of uninspiring, having cooled off:
Missed approach on 10 for four.
Drove it onto the 18th fairway and two putted.
Drove the creek by 17. It took me three shots to get out so I was putting for 6; it rolled down the hill.
Went left of the hole on 13 but made it.
Smacked a tree on the left of 14, approached long onto the 11th fairway. Eleventh!!!!!!!
Drove left on 15 but nailed it within 2 feet.
Drove left on 16 for a sideways approach, slid right underneath.
Plinkoed down to the "BIKE TRAIL" sign and three putted.
Three putted 18.
In in 448 263 345 39. Ouch!
I played the front nine first though, and saved that for last:
Drove it short and right. Kicked, rolled UP toward the ball field, then DOWN within 2 feet by the r. tree.
Smacked a tree right and banged left, slid it in, putted.
Low drive, two putted.
Drove it LONG and left and parked it just downhill of the hole.
Drove it left into the grass, approached with a Aviar with slight draw thru the back door.
Perfect distance but left, two-putted.
Got a 8-footer right (short) for two.
Roc failed to draw on 8, uphill pitch, putt.
Short and kinda right on 9 for three.
Out in 234 333 233 26. That, I think, is a Wofford Record. The previous holder was Edgeworth David: 28.
Yo. I kept that score in my head but Josh K. was a witness. So he can prove it.
Sorry. Had to tell someone. Today is Dave's birthday and I broke his record.
It was Josh's first time and he shot in the low 80s about despite wearing jeans-n-polo. Awesome!
The back nine was sort of uninspiring, having cooled off:
Missed approach on 10 for four.
Drove it onto the 18th fairway and two putted.
Drove the creek by 17. It took me three shots to get out so I was putting for 6; it rolled down the hill.
Went left of the hole on 13 but made it.
Smacked a tree on the left of 14, approached long onto the 11th fairway. Eleventh!!!!!!!
Drove left on 15 but nailed it within 2 feet.
Drove left on 16 for a sideways approach, slid right underneath.
Plinkoed down to the "BIKE TRAIL" sign and three putted.
Three putted 18.
In in 448 263 345 39. Ouch!
I played the front nine first though, and saved that for last:
Drove it short and right. Kicked, rolled UP toward the ball field, then DOWN within 2 feet by the r. tree.
Smacked a tree right and banged left, slid it in, putted.
Low drive, two putted.
Drove it LONG and left and parked it just downhill of the hole.
Drove it left into the grass, approached with a Aviar with slight draw thru the back door.
Perfect distance but left, two-putted.
Got a 8-footer right (short) for two.
Roc failed to draw on 8, uphill pitch, putt.
Short and kinda right on 9 for three.
Out in 234 333 233 26. That, I think, is a Wofford Record. The previous holder was Edgeworth David: 28.
Yo. I kept that score in my head but Josh K. was a witness. So he can prove it.
Sorry. Had to tell someone. Today is Dave's birthday and I broke his record.