I Don't Know Much About Clothes, But My Hair Looks Fierce
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So, this is a half crack mix, half thoughtful mix. I know it's nothing great, but I hope you'll get a little enjoyment out of it. Comments are love!
"You're Not A Nobody" ~Robert Pattinson
I just love this quote, and I totally think he should live by these words,
"My Hair Looks Fierce" ~Amanda Lepore
Forgive the artist and the song, but I couldn't help myself.
"I don't know much about clothes
But my hair looks fierce." I think it fits Rob to a "T."
Let the pictures prove it.
"The Stalker Song" ~Charlotte Martin
I can't help but think of TwiMoms and little middle school girls when I hear this song...
"I don't think I like rejection of my little girl affections it's not dope
I've been crawling on the walls just hoping you will call while I've got hair
And teeth
It's not that I don't have a life
Maybe it's sad I'm sort of glad that I'm
I'm normal please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away cause baby I'm your dream
I have got a lot of hobbies some of which include phone calls that hang up
Quick- click
I was somewhat immature you won't believe how getting dumped makes
Girls grow up
All girls that say they don't obsess are full of shit and such a mess but
I'm normal please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don't run away cause baby I'm your...
There is no restraining order that will separate our love that's ever true
Even if I can't convince you my probation officer is kind of cute
I'm normal please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises"
“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks - all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”-Robert Pattinson
"Hair" ~The Cowsills
Another hair song...purely in jest...
"She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself
They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair"
"The Stalker Song" ~Inside Out
"I can't see me stalking nobody but you for all your life
When you're with me baby the skies will be blue
For all my life.
I see you, you don't see me
I'm hidden with my telephoto lense up in the tree
You're walking and you look around, suspiciously,
So happy together.
"Hey...sugar...I like your eyebrows....no no that's kinda lame.
I got it, I got it. Hey baby, it's me again....surprise! That's a good
one, I like that, surprise, haha."
"Caterpillar Eyebrows" ~Inventing Eve
Nuff said...
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" ~John Mayer
Well...isn't it?
"Dickhead" ~Kate Nash
Click to view"Soft" ~Kings of Leon
“I’ve always thought that I really relate to the lyrics of this even though I don’t really know what they are. I love the singer’s enunciation in all their songs. They are pretty much the only modern band I can say I am a fan of.” (From Rob's iTunes playlist)
"Skinny Jeans" ~Le Le
Because I think we should all bask in the glory that is Rob in skinny jeans!
"Courage, Robert" ~Meg & Dia
I guess I have this image in my head of Rob giving up acting, pursuing his dream of being a concert pianist, and having this torrid afair between his piano and a woman. Maybe I'm insane for it, but it's a happy picture in my head.
"He saw a lonely girl.
She saw a lonely world.
It was a canvas,
slyly careless.
A florestan lieder.
And his was a dying breed.
Courage came only from
his symphonies.
A decorative smile
to fade out.
His concerto in A
Come on.
A second chance at love.
The moments dead.
Make you feel like it's never staying.
Made love to a baby grand.
A tempest refined inside his hands.
He had one girl, and one song.
Bone fide wine and roulade.
But he had to give it up.
His heart was raw.
But his fingers numb.
His first words were his last words.
An aesthete since first sun.
Come on.
A second chance at love.
The moments slept.
Make you feel like it's never staying.
It burned.
The first attempt or two.
But I remembered you.
I need that moment back.
Please don't, don't don't.
A tremor for death.
Ivories that sliced sedatives in half.
Releif in the Rhine.
Washed away regrets.
And let him char before he
carressed the ground.
Dear artist you will rise again.
A last arabesque in faint fashion.
Come on.
A second change at love.
The moments dead.
Make you feel like it's never ending.
It burned.
The first attempt or two.
But I remembered you.
I need that moment back.
Please don't forget.
He woke.
A final view of blue.
Dear cordias. Wet rouge.
Relieve romance to graves.
Please, please don't forget"
"Something In Your Mouth" ~Nickelback
"Because you look so much cuter with something in your mouth."
Yes? No?
"SexyBack" ~Poison
We all know that Timberlake was talking about Rob when he wrote this song. I just prefer this version of the song.
"Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" ~Sophie B. Hawkins
Don't we all?
"Sex Bomb" ~Tom Jones
"Cry For Home" ~Van Morrison
"I miss the smell of London...I almost cried because I missed it so much." ~Robert Pattinson (I think the poor guy really needs to go home)
"I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting on that shore
To hear the cry for home
You won't have to worry anymore
When you hear the cry for home
When you hear, hear the call
You won't have to fake at all
Hear the cry for home
I'll be standing
I'll be standing within reach
When you hear, hear the call
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting in the breach
For you, when you hear
When you hear, hear the call
You won't have to fake at all
Hear the cry for home
[Instrumental]
When I listen
When I listen to the song
Well it feels, it feels so free
And you tell me
You will come and go with me
When you hear the cry for home
When you hear the call
You won't have to think at all
Hear the cry for home
spoken (one more, one more time)
When you hear, hear the call
You won't have to fake at all
Hear the cry for home
(One more open it up, open it up) (spoken)
When you hear, hear the call
You won't have to fake at all
Hear the cry for home."