And We're Back!!

[angieweasley]

What-ho, ma'ams and sirs!! I'm done being grounded, so here's my first post in...a while.

I promised you CAPA quotes, and that is what the fourth wise man comes bearing!!



Mr Ross: Alright, I'm going to be discussing grades with people, so go out on the floor and stretch.

Former Group A Kids: *strech* *are flexible*

Former Group B Kids: *sit on the floor and talk*

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Dance Class: *dances*

Me: C'mon, Drew, use your hips!!

Drew: Nnnngh...

Me: WOO! Those hips don't lie!

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Drezzie (private voice teacher): You're singing a song from "Yentl"! BE A JEW! You are one of MY PEOPLE!

Me: Ahhh! I'M BLACK!

Drezzie: NO!!

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Mr Worf, our "very special" Biology Teacher: blahblahblahReproductionblahblahblah

Class: *snickers*

Worf: What? What's funny?

Me: Sorry, Mr Worf, I just need a minute to be immature.

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Worf: *asks a question* Angie, do you know the answer?

Me: .....No.

Gayle: Oh, c'mon, it's so easy! Didn't you ever watch "Magic School Bus"?

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Anna: Anna Nicole Smith died.

George: Who?

Anna: Anna Nicole Smith.

George: Oh. Wasn't she the one who spontaneously combusted?

Hunter: Yeah, I think so.

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Me: I am sophisticated. Look. *stands up and starts to walk down the hall*

Ryan: Yeah, right.

Me: *stumbles*

Ryan: I rest my case.

Happy Days are here again!!! :D