As Viktor you are brave, daring and have a thirst for adventure, with a particularly fondness for all things sporting.
Sporting? I can barely stand running.
Angie: ARGH! I'm really really really wet. Are you wet, Tori?
Tori: Er...
Angie: It's raining. And I'm getting wet. Can't we just hitchhike?
Tori: Jesus Christ Superstar, Ange! Just keep walking.
Angie: ....