read with caution, MAJOR TMI!
dude, saturday morning i make some breakfast of a croissant, an apple and a boiled egg. i think the egg was a little undercooked cos it upset my stomach and gave me crazy runs.
then later that night, C and i drink a bottle of champagne and then a bottle of rosé and i got crazy drunk cos i was dehydrated from the runs. i wake up sunday feeling crappy then suddenly i begin to pee out my butt! i didn't even have to strain, it just all came out in one long shot and didn't want to stop. so then i ate some breakfast that C made for me, then 10minutes later i'm on the toilet again. will it ever end?!?!?!?!!! i had already popped an immodium before breakfast, then i took another one after that second shit. then i took a shower and felt sorry for myself and my exploding butt.
i drank tons of water then was able to eat pizza at the Oscar party we had at Ben's. i felt better but my stomach still feels weird. i'm just glad i'm not pooping anymore.
by the way, i finally cleaned my room! i had to rearrange a lot of stuff so i can put my cds away. but other than the holes in the wall, you never would've known.
and mad props to Jennifer Hudson for winning the Oscar. her career is set. take that, Simon!
then later that night, C and i drink a bottle of champagne and then a bottle of rosé and i got crazy drunk cos i was dehydrated from the runs. i wake up sunday feeling crappy then suddenly i begin to pee out my butt! i didn't even have to strain, it just all came out in one long shot and didn't want to stop. so then i ate some breakfast that C made for me, then 10minutes later i'm on the toilet again. will it ever end?!?!?!?!!! i had already popped an immodium before breakfast, then i took another one after that second shit. then i took a shower and felt sorry for myself and my exploding butt.
i drank tons of water then was able to eat pizza at the Oscar party we had at Ben's. i felt better but my stomach still feels weird. i'm just glad i'm not pooping anymore.
by the way, i finally cleaned my room! i had to rearrange a lot of stuff so i can put my cds away. but other than the holes in the wall, you never would've known.
and mad props to Jennifer Hudson for winning the Oscar. her career is set. take that, Simon!