Aug 26, 2005 11:33
Oh man so I had this freaky ass dream that this kid that was like 11 or so was goin door to door looking for someone to sell him crack or something in my neighborhood. So I said to him 'yea, you probably won't find anyone to sell you that around here' so he decided that he didn't like me all of a sudden and told his little brother to start spraying me w/ burning acid! So, I'm running away in only a beach towel toward my house but I can't run fast...I can barely jog...I dunno, one of those weird scary dream things. So I'm getting burned with all this acid and I run in my front door and lock it. Whew, they can't get in and I hide in the bathroom. But THEN..the next day...
I was hanging out w/ my neighbor mackenzie...and she had a dog and those crazy kids came back and called the dog over. and he went and I'm like oh no, you're never getting your dog back unless we do something. And being the damn hero I was I went to save her little dog. That kid was tryin to like sexually assault me and kill me at the same time, dnno how that works. So I punched him in the face like 2 times, he just wouldn't die. The neighbors came outside and started rooting for me. I kicked the shit out of him, punched him, hurled him to the ground...but not on concrete, grass. So the kid gives up. I go into my neighbors house and start telling them the story about this crazy druggie kid. Then, woah, the kid ends up in their house! We're all like ah. So I'm like thats it. Again, I beat him up, knock a few teeth out, fracture a few bones. The kid just wouldn't die. I start running toward home, but I can't run fast and he's chasing me. So I kick him in the chest to slow him down, go around to the back door ( it's the only one unlocked) shut it and he pulls out a gun so I run to get the phone and in the bathroom. I call 911. HOLD. I was so pissed. And I just kept redialing, hold, hold, hold...Finally I get through and I tell the lady and she's like "ok, someone is on their way." no one shows up. I walk outside gripping the phone.
And that's it, he starts comin back and I wake up. Gripping the phone.
Weird dream.