Words of Wisdom

Aug 02, 2004 16:08

And now, it is once again time for me to share my vast knowledge and plentiful Words of Wisdom.

Ok, nothing wise is entering my mind right now...

Last week of Drivers Ed! Everybody should celebrate cuz Miss Angela's finally gonna drive, even if it's with one of my poor parents. My mom is freaking out and still refuses to drive with me, especially after I told her I drove on the freeway yesterday. Silly mother...

I've just realized the band's name is COUNTING Crows, not County Crows. But I like County so much better. Why would someone want to count crows? What the heck is wrong with them. People who count crows have no lives. But that's completely irrelevant to my original topic.

Anyway, I had the weirdest dream about go-karting. For some reason all my lovely little friends and I were driving our go-karts on the highway and we kept zigzagging between all the cars. I've used my vast knowledge and finally interpreted this dream to mean that we'll all die from a fatal accident involving smelly green go-karts and being brutally mutilated when we accidentally swerve into conveniently placed barb wire on the side of the road. You'll all see how accurate my interpretation is. Muahahaha. Either that or the combination of driving lessons and go-karting on Saturday has gone to my head. As if...
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